| Man walking down the street noticed a street vendor with a sign FROGS FOR
SALE.. "greatest blow job you will ever have”. The man approached and
the vendor said, trust me, these frogs give the best blow job you will
ever get. The man proceeded home with his new purchase. About 3am the
man’s wife was awakened by strange noises and a light coming from the
kitchen. She arose to investigate. When she looked in the kitchen she was
amazed to see pots and pans scattered all over, cookbooks opened, her
husband frying a steak, and the frog up on the counter watching her
husband. She asked "what the hell are you doing”. He replied "as soon as
I teach this frog to cook.......you`re outa here!!
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