| Becky woke up and told her husband, Sam, about her dream last night. "I was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for $1,000 and the tiny ones as low as $10."
Sam asked, "What about one my size?"
To which Becky replied, "Didn't get a bid!"
Sam wanted revenge, so the next morning he told Becky about his dream. "I was at an auction for vaginas. The really tight one's sold for $1,000 and the loose ones for $10."
Becky asked, "What about one like mine?"
To which Sam responded, "That's where they held the auction."
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