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| Here's some male talk translations: “I’m a romantic” = “I’m poor.” “I want a commitment” = “I’m tired of jerking off.” “I need a real woman” = “My friends are starting to think I’m gay” “Haven’t I seen you before?” = “Nice tits!” “I have something important to tell you” = “Get tested.” “I’ve been thinking a lot” = “You’re not as attractive as you were when I was drunk.” “I’ve learned a lot from you” = “Next!” |  |
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