| There was a mortician and his assistant. One day the assistant comes in looking worried and says to the mortician, "you know that pretty girl that came in today? Well she has a prawn up her pussy!" The morticaian replies "A PRAWN!? Lets go have a look." after inspecting the girl the mortician chuckles and says that the deceased just has a large clit. To this the assistant says "well...it tasted like a prawn." |